Now that I joined the Legion of the Undead

In other words, I have become unemployed, here's a quick list of things I need to do:

• Learn how to sustain myself on the brain of others. Start with the dogs first, the roommate next, then move to The Girlfriend and The Band.


• Get a new wardrobe. Polyster pants and Cowboy shirts don't really fit the whole "disheveled zombie glam" look.


• Get in shape. All that aimless, roaming to and fro can take its toll on you.


• Get a pair of nice walking shoes.


• Stop showering completely. You can't smell like a graveyard has popped up in your nether regions when you're washing yourself with Axe body wash.


• Stop cleaning my room.


• Start smoking in bed.


• Get in good with the locals at the bar down the street. Drinking during the day is way more fun when you have some other jobless schmuck to do it with.


• Update the blog more.


• Stay away from those with the ability to control the undead. Don't need to get caught up with any crazy causes.

Wish me luck!