Today's lesson?
How To Start A Super Hero Team In One Issue.
I'm hoping that you're taking notes, Mr. Bendis. Let's begin.
Take one pissed off guy in a snazzy suit--!
Next, you find some washed up never-was super heroes and...
Threaten their personal lives--!
Throw them off a building to activate their latent powers--!
And go through the Avengers' trash--!
Then you take a spin on the Pick-Us-A-Villian-To-Fight wheel--!
Count on a completely random characters to show up such as...
An Atlantean Princess--!
And the last Marvel character that Ditko ever created--!
Fight, fight, fight--!--!--!
WIN--!
Let the parents clean up the mess--!
Seal the deal with a "Woah, Bundy"--!
Instant Super Hero Team For The 90's--!
Next, we'll have a lesson in street knowledge involving stolen A.I.M. weaponry. Break for recess.
4 comments:
American Indian Movement? Is it like a bunch of bows and arrows? Maybe some tomahawks?
I'm on board. If anyone can convince me to give a damn about the New Warriors, it's you. Have at it.
The 90s... *Shudder* I'm going to go run and hide now.
Tomahawks? Hell nah. We're talking particle beam cannons and yellow jumpsuits with goofy helmets. Its called "terror." Maybe you heard about it?
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