I may or may not have roleplayed a session of Marvel Super Heroes RPG where my hockey-themed super hero character "Slasher" pimped himself some Tigra 'tang.
...
What?
I was like, 12, and all jacked up on Cola and Dorritos. You would have done the same.
4 comments:
"Let's take it easy there Champ, how about you not talk for a little while"
Spencer: Slasher is gonna hit an explosive hockey puck at Jason. I rolled......a 76!
Judge: Okay.... That's a slam!
Spencer: Heck yeah! Take that, stupid blogger! Okay, I turn to Tigra and make out with her..
Judge: She's totally into it.
Spencer: Nobody messes with my sexy little Avenger...
I am both laughing and profoundly disturbed at the same time.
Touche.
Rather than risk the wrath of explosive hockey pucks, let me just pause to congratulate you on macking with Tigra.
Yeah, you and every guy on the original West Coast Avengers.
Where did this beeping hockey puck come from?
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