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Friday, December 16, 2005

Chuck Norris does not cry

Chuck Norris Fever seems to have stricken the internet like a rampaging fury, kicking ass and karate chopping its way all over your immune system. To add to the plague that is sweeping the nation, I give you the Top Thirty Random Chuck Norris Facts (courtesy of Tony.)

My favorite?

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

Booya, indeed.


Ragnell said...

Funny, that was my favorite too. We were reading those at work.

We decided they needed to do an Oprah one.

Spencer Carnage said...

Oh, totally. You could say something like "Oprah book club choices have been known to make or break third world countries" or some shit.